๐๐๐๐.
โข๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฟ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐๐ฟ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ผ๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ๐.
โข๐๐, ๐ฟ๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐. ๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐.
โข๐๐๐๐'๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐พ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐.
My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.
You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, about ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye.
The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐:
โข ๐๐๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐พ๐ผ๐๐๐๐ฟ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐พ๐, ๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ผ ๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐.
โข ๐
๐๐๐ ๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ ๐๐๐ ๐พ๐๐ผ๐๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐๐.
โข ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฟ๐.
"๐๐ข๐ท๐ช๐ฅ ๐๐ฐ๐ฏ๐จ ๐ช๐ด ๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ข ๐ฎ๐ข๐ด๐ฉ-๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐ฐ๐ถ๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐ด ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ฎ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐๐ต๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐จ.... '๐๐ข๐จ๐ฆ-๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ณ' ๐ช๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ต๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต." -๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ฅ๐ช๐ณ๐ฆ๐ค๐ต๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ต๐ข๐ด๐ฎ ๐-๐ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐๐ถ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ข ๐๐ฐ-๐ต๐ฆ๐ฑ.
๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ NOW!ฬฒ
๐ด๐ค๐ข๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ข๐ฏ๐บ ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ช๐ค๐ฌ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ช๐ค๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ด๐ฎ๐ข๐ณ๐ต๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ท๐ช๐ด๐ช๐ต ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ.๐ซ๐ฐ๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฆ๐ด.๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ! [๐๐]
Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, we'll have a much harder time explaining how to fight off the otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity.
I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:
๐ต๐ถ๐ต๐ฌ ๐ถ๐ญ ๐ป๐ฏ๐ฐS ๐ฐ๐บ ๐ด๐ ๐ญ๐จ๐ผ๐ณ๐ป.
An estimated 70,000 people read the free online versions before they were removed in September 2008. Thomas Dunne Books published the story with additional material as a hardcover on September 29, 2009. The book was followed by three sequels, This Book Is Full of Spiders in 2012, What The Hell Did I Just Read in 2017, and If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe, in 2022. A film adaptation by Don Coscarelli was released in 2012.
